Tuesday 6 September 2011

A most unlikely question ? Lamentations on Chemistry

Posted: September 4, 2011 by gaussling in Arts & Entertainment, CounterCurrent, Humor, Movies

Saw Apollo 18 at the cineplex last night. It is filmed in a rough?documentary style with ?recovered? footage. My recommendation? It?s worth seeing on a big screen. Probably not a good date flick, though. ?But that depends on your date.

While at a brew pub in Denver Friday night, I was summoned to a table of 20-something?ladies who were obviously celebrating a girls-night-out before a wedding. ?The bride-to-be, decorated with a pink faux veil, gestured for me to come answer a question. I walked over and bent down to hear her. It was then that she looked me in the eye and asked a question that most fellows rarely ever?hear: ?Can I pat your booty?? she said.? I looked at the table of a dozen well coiffed lovelies watching?me for some sign of a reaction.? The guest of honor had a list of items in her hand that she needed to check off.? Seeing this, and noting the urgency with which she needed to complete the task, I grinned and??relented?.? At least she asked first. So I stood up, turned around and bent over a few degrees in supplication, and received the pat. With my brief role completed, I turned back around and bid them a?farewell. Moments later I found my dinner party and sat down with them, satisfied that I had just participated in an important cultural rite of passage.? Hours later the wife unit assured me that this happened only because?I appeared harmless. So it goes.

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